Yes, sometimes this Las Vegas blog concocts stupid, misleading headlines just to get your attention. You have your hobbies, we have ours.

Anthony Cools is moving out of Paris Las Vegas, however, but just for a limited time, and not because of anyone’s boot. The comedy-hypnotist and self-proclaimed miscreant will perform at Bally’s Las Vegas from June 2 to July 1, 2012.

Yes, we personally took this photo of Anthony Cools. Our skilz are scary mad sometimes.

We hear the temporary relocation of Cools’ show is related to a renovation at the Anthony Cools Showroom inside Paris. We’d share more details about the renovation, but that might involve “looking into that further,” and our schedule is already full, what with all the Miss USA contestants in town at the moment. You’ll live.

Cools will perform at 9:00 p.m., dark on Mondays and Wednesdays.

There’s special ticket pricing for the Bally’s shows, $15 general admission, $25 for VIP seating and $35 for “Ultra” seating, whatever that might actually be. Those are spectacular prices for what this blog considers to be one of the funniest shows in Vegas.

Check out our exclusive Q&A with Anthony Cools, and read more about his hilarious show.