Consider what’s come together in Phoenix today.

 •  The Republicans have their latest Presidential debate in Mesa:

Rick “America today is like Germany before Hitler” Santorum
Newt “Moon Colony” Gingrich
Mitt “Look, I’m almost human” Romney
Ron Paul

 •  The Legislature’s in session:

We don’t need no stinkin’ leash laws
But we do need Bible classes at school
And, hey, guns in the classroom, by the way

 •  The International UFO Congress begins today, at the Ft. McDowell Casino Resort

 Coincidence?  I don’t think so . . .